Scream-Out-Your-Heart

THE WORST NIGHTMARE EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-12-21T07:56:00.001-08:00

Beware, people..... I am about to describe a true horror story......

So I fell asleep while thinking of the Jonas Brothers and their new cool funny show....

And I dream t that I was Hannah Montana with Lily and Oliver....

And we went to a pub.....

it was all dark with only a crowd of people......

And the shitasses were talking about DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So we ran out to hear the most moronic bodyguard I have ever seen tell us that someone's head got cut off and it FLEW ACROSS THE HALL!!!!!!!!!!

Then everyone ran out of the building.....

And I called my dad to pick me up.....

Then I walked out a dark alley with NO ONE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I woke up screaming my head off.

So THIS IS A WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The days that have passed by.....

2009-12-08T23:58:00.000-08:00

OMG it's so shocking how the holidays can pass by so fast.... In a blink of an eye 3 weeks are over! *sob*

So on the 1st week friday my aunty from singapore came down and we (my family) brought her on a tour around genting highlands. We brought her to the strawberry farm and capcicum farm and whatever farm.....

And over there I got to pluck my very own strawberries for the first time!

My mom also brought her shopping at one utama. On that day i went swimming with my cousins.

But now she has went home, and i am stuck in my dad's office (which is where i am now) working!! God so bored!

Just sticking here typing letter after letter after letter......

So anyway that is how the days that have passed by.....

P.S. On days that I have nothing to do, i play Maple, which is a very fun game and u can get the link to download the game there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MaPle rULeS!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-12-08T23:55:00.001-08:00

i love maple story!
it's so wonderful to play!
played for 2 weeks and now I am lvl 32!!
all credits of my current happiness go to MAPLE STORY!
to play maple story, go to www.maplesea.com or click on the link>>>>>>>>>>>
see u guys on maple!!!!!!

More Blogs!

2009-11-23T00:55:00.000-08:00

Hey so if you look at the links over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>
The title is links to my friends BTW you can see this blog called:
www.candymountainbloggie.blogspot.com
This blog is really mine that I open with another account. It's about how I find out about candy mountain and become their queen. I know it's sounds weird, but that's me, the weirdo.
So enjoy the blog!

WE'VE GRADUATED!!!!

2009-11-19T21:37:00.001-08:00

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE GRADUATED!!!!!
It happened like, so fast and now i am never going to see my friends again! Boohoo!
And I have 4As for my UPSR!!!! So happy!
I can't believe how time has sped through the year! I've got pictures of all my friends and I have uploaded them on Facebook (go see~!)
And do you remember I told you I have gone for the Kuen Cheng High School entrance exam? Well,
I GOT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yay so happy happy happy!
A lot of my friends cried
But i didn't.
Lol which is weird because I am the sensitive one.
Never mind anyway so BB PPL!!!!!!!

Glory of good marks!

2009-11-19T01:57:00.000-08:00

WOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES PEOPLE I HAVE GOT 4AS INMY UPSR SO DAMN HAPPY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I ALSO HAVE GOTTEN ACCEPTED INTO KUEN CHENG HIGH SCHOOL!!!!! I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!
ALL THESE NEWS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY FRIENDS:
AI JIA
CANDY
XIAO YING
JIA QI
SARAH
AND NICOLE
ALSO HAVE 4AS!!!!

AND A LOT OF MY OTHER FRIENDS:
LE ANN
SU CHENG
TENG YAN
JING WEN
HOC WAH (but he's not really counted as a friend....)
AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN 5AS!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

But my BFF Zhan Xin only has 2As....
That is okay.....
Try harder next time.......

A message I sent to my cuz

2009-11-17T05:23:00.000-08:00

This is an e-mail I sent to my cousin. I was suppose to tell you guys the story but I lazy say it twice. Lol. Oh ya the name of the cousin I'm sending this e-mail to is Shyn.

HIHI Shyn!
long time to talk! So much happened when you were gone! Not just to me, but the family too!
We celebrated Zhou-Zhien's 1st birthday about a few weeks ago and we took a lot of pics! i think some of the cousins have already uploaded them onto Facebook. You can go and check!

So finally UPSR is over, and i can kick back and relax (and then the siren goes on and I have to solve another mission, haha). or more accurately, play the computer for the whole day (Which is actually what I did yesterday, haha). I do feel a little nervous about my UPSR results but I don't really want to think about it.
My plan:
I will ask my friend to take my result paper (which comes out on Thursday, BTW) and put it in my bag so that i can't see the results, then when i get home, I will give the results to my mom WITHOUT seeing the paper and then run into my room so that I can't hear the results.
Cool plan, huh?
So I don't know if Cui yi has already told you, but i went to sit for the Metodhist (if that is how you spell it) entrance exam and got rejected. But I'm not really stressing on it. Now the main school I am going to is Bu4, but if I don't go there, i will go to Kuen Cheng Girls School (a very strict Chinese school). I've already went to sit for the entrance exam 3 days ago. OMG results are coming out tomorrow and I can't wait! i am so nervous. i wonder how I can keep a cool head enough to type to you this extremely long letter.
I like the school a lot, even if i didn't expect to. The teachers there are very friendly and the exam wasn't that hard. And a lot of my friends went too. And the school is just so BIG! Unfortunately, I could not take a tour around the school before i went home because..... well, you know how my dad is.
But in the middle of the exam (as in break), some prefects came in to serve free food. Talk about good service!i met up with my friends and we talked a lot about the exam before heading back to our classes (which are all separate). I missed 7 questions in the Math test. Sad. Don't get me wrong! I love Math! But it was the 1st test and I was very drowsy....
English was extremely straightforward and easy. Finished it up in ten minutes (the 1st one in class!) and slept. Then only I had my energy to do the other two subjects (Malay and Chinese).
My school had their annual co-curriculum day last Saturday (the day before the KCGS exam) and it was so cool! @.@ they had exhibitions and everything! We all had to buy coupons so that we could buy the food and play the games and stuff. But 5 bucks for 5 coupons! i mean, come on! last time it was RM10 for a book of coupons (which probably have 50 or so inside them) but now, 5 BUCKS FOR 5 COUPONS! That is so expensive!
The exhibitions were a blast, though.They set up all these exhibitions on recycling and the stuff that we concentrate on in school, so they basically transformed the whole class. But the real reason i went there was because i had to perform in front of a live audience with my Chinese violin at that night's concert! So I went to school and 3 pm and practiced non-stop (?!) for 3 whole hours! With only 5 minutes as break!
Right after that, we had to eat and then change into our cheong sams and put on our make up. Sadly, we had to let the teachers put on our make up and they made us look like those weird white Japanese dolls, excluding the umbrellas.
Like her>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

LOL XD But we managed to survived and we did a great job on the stage! (Hip hip hooray!) I uploaded the photos on facebook and will try to upload the videos as soon as possible (which really has to depend, because it's my dad's video cam). If not, just watch them the next time you come down!
So, are you following us to China? I hope you are. Would be really nice to have you there!
OMG I can't believe I'm graduating so soon! I'm am going to miss all of my fwens! I just wish that time would slow down so that we can enjoy our primary years more! But yet, maybe leaving won't be so bad, at least I don't have to listen to that absurd, crazy, big fat head (a.k.a =my class teacher) anymore. =P
I wonder how it was like when YOU graduated.....
I bought graduation presents for all of my little friends! I hope that that will plant a reminder of me in the memories forever, and they will always cherish the memories they have had with me!
So anyways, I would like to hear from you,your life is probably wa more exciting than my lame life.
Hope to hear from you soon!
Wish you all the best at life in Australia!
Bies!
Jasmine

Brain Wreking Theory

2009-11-13T05:36:00.000-08:00

My BFF Zhan's piano teacher gives brain wrecking theory
and I know firsthand that it's true
i helped her do the damn thing too
i can tell you
i brain is currently fried
either that
or it is shut down for the next 5000 years
hahaha...... =.=
anyway
zhan xin's piano teacher really has to chillax a little

like this penguin dude>>>>>Ya, but she is like this little freak>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
And Zhan Xin is like this>>>>>>>>>

And I am like the penguin, but my brain is fried.

So bb ppl :D

Secret blog REVEALED

2009-11-13T05:23:00.000-08:00

I have no idea how but my auntie from Singapore found out that I have a blog....
Which is really weird because I only tell my friends about my blog
A little bird told her I have a blog...
And guess who is the bird?
MY MOM!!!!
and i have no idea how SHE found out
but she said that I was the one who told her
did I?
I dunno.....
Maybe it's my ghost!!!!
hahaha.... :D XD ^_^ ^.^ :P XP

pain hand (boohoo).....

2009-11-13T05:18:00.000-08:00

you know ar......

that stupid filthy sheng hou and justin from my class....

they suck.....

to the core....

they practically broke my HAND........

it hurt so bad......

I had to go buy ice at school......

how it happened:
We were playing heart attack, and then they got mad when they lost go they start punching our hand bone. after awhile they didn't really care if they won or lost, as long as they position their hand there getting ready to hit us.......

that sucked.......

it is so freaking pain.....

but i got sweet revenge.....

daryl (who is a monkey but helps me a lot) help me get back at them by playing with them, and his hit is 10 times harder then theirs.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!

but now my hand feels all better so I'm not really stressing about it that much.

LOLXD :D ^_^ ^.^

Glasses (join the group)

2009-11-06T02:47:00.000-08:00

This has happened a long time ago but still worth publishing.
haha..... zhan xin (my BFF) is getting glasses
haha
haha
haha
haha
so now she can join the club.....
hahaha.....

Facebook quizes

2009-11-06T02:43:00.000-08:00

GO NOW TAKE ALL OF MY FACEBOOK QUIZZES AND WIN!!!!!
There are all about Twilight but GO TAKE NOW!!!!!
If you can score perfect 100 for the Twilight Trivia quiz (23 q), I will give you guys a chocolate!!!
If you can find me....(hee hee)
okay so everybody GO AND TAKE IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scared Stiff

2009-11-06T02:39:00.000-08:00

AHHHH!!!!!
UPSR RESULTS COMING OUT SOON!!!!!
I AM SCARED STIFF!!!!!
AND WE ARE GRADUATING TOO!!!!!
I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!
I AM GONNA MISS ALL OF MY FRIENDS (sob miss u guys make sure u remember me and continue to visit my blog!)
god this is all going so fast!!!!!
Miss ya!

Stupid hip hop copiers

2009-10-30T03:12:00.000-07:00

F*** the shit out of 6D and 6E because they copied our dance moves and I HATE IT!!!!

but no point getting angry......

But their definitely going to die.....

soon......

And today during our audition....

Daryl the monkey and Soon Meng the bitch didn't come....

Stupid right.....

Don't worry....

We will kill them soon......

NEW MOON MOVIE!!!!!

2009-10-22T06:29:00.000-07:00

OMG I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEW MOON MOVIE THAT'S COMING OUT IN NOVEMBER!!!! I SPEND HALF OF MY COM TIME TO FIND MORE PARTS OF THE MOVIE BUT I CANT FIND ANYTHING!!!! OMG NEW MOON MOVIE YOU BETTER COME FAST OR ELSE I WILL COME LOOKING FOR YOU!!!!!

seriously, i cant wait!!!!!

seriously pissing the crap outta me

2009-10-16T05:23:00.001-07:00

It happened just today

at 3:57 am

my 'friend'

tham zhan xin

drew the line........

she pissed me off

really bad

and this is not the first time....

this is just the worst time.....

she can really be a b**** some times

seriously pissed me off

pissed to the core

and she LAUGHED about it

how annoying

you have drawn the line

tham zhan xin

do you know how much i have done for her?!?!?!

i think i have belanjad her over $120!!!!

i am serious!

and for those who dunno : belanja=gave

and she dare to piss me off like that

you have seriously drawn the line

tham zhan xin.....

you better watch out.......

Shopping land here i come!!!!

2009-10-16T05:18:00.000-07:00

Yay!!! Shopping!
I love shopping!
it's so cool!!!!!
it's one of my fav things to do!
and i went shopping with zhan yesterday,
was a really short trip
we went to 1u,
and found this cool looking hat and handbag (both spotted by me:) ) that only costs 5 ringgit each!
so cool!
but after half an hour or so,
my aunty came to pick us up,
we were like....
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but we went home anyway.
and i am going shopping again tomorrow!
and sunday!
yahoo!!!
cant wait!!!

Dance Dance

2009-10-16T04:58:00.000-07:00

I am seriously freaking out!!!!! Literally!!!!!!
This whole dance thingy is giving me a serious headache!!!!!
Okay, so it all started like this:

flashback......
so we have this graduation performance (because I'm like, standard 6 and ya, i am graduating) and our class was very lucky to be chosen by the headmaster to dance hip hop (our headmaster dun let a lot of us dance hip hop) so we started to form our dance group lor.

me
zhan xin
su cheng
nicole
chean yee

and guys:

daryl
adrain
wei ding
justin
kai ser
chiang loong
jia cheng
soon meng

so then the girls started dancing 1st, and actually Nicole was leader but she gave the place to zhan xin because she didn't want to be leader. But then zhan xin made the whole thing so messed up and then we cast a vote. So su cheng became leader.
so on the 1st day we started to dance really well, then on the second day,

EVERYTHING WENT WRONG........

okay, i have no absolute idea what happened, but then daryl kicked adrain and wei ding out of the dance and invited jia ming and julian(the idiots) in, and then the girls and guys got into a big fight and i asked daryl what was wrong, and so he told me this:
adrain and wei ding dunno wat move to do, so they turn to daryl, but they dun like his moves or something, and daryl just ask them, "you want to learn or not?" but they didn answer so daryl and kai ser just kicked them out and invited jia ming and julian in. and just like that the whole thing got into a mess!

sounds like a lot of bullshit to me.

so we got wei ding back but adrain quit.

Things were never the same since then.

Like on the second rehearsal, guys complain about this and that. Today too, and then su cheng didn want to fight an just settled for a headache.

man, this is seriously bullshit.

and it also put me in a bad mood foor the rest of the day.

there are seriously too many things that are wrong.

for example:
girls have too little parts to dance.
guys keep having all the good parts
su cheng won't do anything against the guys
people just play a fool half the time
everything is going the guys way
nothing is being discussed with the other members of the dance

and now zhan xn and candy (who is not even in the dance) are claiming that their in charge, which is definately wrong.

That is also putting me in a bad mood.

Do you know I am literally slamming on the keys?!?!?!?!

Argh this is all so confusing.

I feel like just saying:

Just
kick
me out
already
!!!!!!
i
don't
want
to
dance
anymore
!!!!!!!!

might as well so straighten things out.....

MP3

2009-10-02T05:36:00.000-07:00

Dammit man I hate you Daryl Ong Ed-Ward even if I let you use my MP3 for one day doesn't mean you have to delete all of my songs and replace them with deaf-illusion-ing ones! Stupid idiot.....
When I call you tonight I will zao ni bao chou......
Beware.......
Most of you will be wondering-why did I lent him my MP3. Simple. His MP3 broke and I wanted some music in the class so I lent him mine when he asked. No one knows it's mine though so shh!!!!
(Unless it's zhan xin or ai jia.)

Children's Day

2009-10-02T05:33:00.000-07:00

Children's day is here! yay so happy happy happy--- NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T.T
lame. seriously.
it
was
lame
like
shit.
lol
really
today's
children
day
sucked
like
shit.
And if you guys dun believe me, go check it out for yourselves. Even though I dunno how.......
Okay that's all Byebye

A bunch of stuff I have been doing

2009-10-02T03:44:00.000-07:00

Okay, so there has been a bunch of stuff that has been happeening but I haven't told you guys yet, so let's start, shall we?

1st, let's start with a modeling competition. I was teamed up with 4 of my friends to build a building or whatever using recycle items. We decided to build a volcano -like so many other people. So 1st, We cut 2 bottles into half and stuck them on top of each other. Then we rolled up small pieces of newspapaer and kept sticking them onto the plastic bottle (that had been glued to a board) until it resembled a shape of a volcano. Then, we taped it together and pasted flat newpaper on it with GLUE. Then, we painted it (obviously) and stuck crumpled out-and smoothed out after that- tissue paper on the board n painted it green for d grass. And volia!! Finished.
At 1st I was like, "this is probably gonna be a big hassle and it wouldn't work." But then it did work and we had so much fun! It was really fun to make. So this is the way you make it for those wo need to model volcanos in the future.

Now, what's next? Oh, yeah. This happened just the day before yesterday (today's the 2 October 2009) and I can tell you, it was a fiasco. It all started the night before that, when my stupid class teacher the oh-so-perfect Ooi Ah Leng asked us to do some stupid KT project in school. Ai Jia was my partner for this one. We were suppose to stick a lot of pictures on a Manila card. The worst par of it was that it counted 50% of our KT grade, so no way could I back out. And on that night, when I had totally forgotten, Ai Jia called me to tell me she had the manila card ready and I was like all, "Oh shit! I totally forgot!" So I started looking for pictures on the Internet. I really wanted to get the pictures printed from those printer shops- where they print it really nice for you- but my suckish thumb drive went lost! Come to think of it, I actually haven't found it yet. Then I started throwing tantrums and my dad got all angry and then we argued and bla bla bla.
Anyway the next day my dad was suppose to send the pictures over after bringing them to the shop to print (send to his e-mail so that he can put in HIS thumb drive to print)but he came late, so Ai jia and I only could decorate when I was like all "oh shit! I need to go to rehearse for Children's Day 'cause I am performing!" And I sprinted down the stairs after my other friend, Win Zhi told me. It turned out that everyone was already assigned a seat and nobody told me wth was happening. So i just sat at he back row with my other friend and started rehearsing. It ended up that the rehearsal lasted until the end of school and Ai Jia and I had to keep calling our non-picking-up-phone parents to ask if we could stay in school to finish up that stupid, ridiculous KT project.
But it wasn't really that bad, actually. We talked a lot and finished our project well, but our f-ing stupid teacher only gave us 40/50.......

okay, that's about it. see you the next time.

If the world could only know

2009-09-29T04:49:00.000-07:00

If the world could only know,
what UPSR was like,
They would burn it in the fire,
or freeze it in ice.

If the world could only know,
that the Dopey guy sucks,
I throw him down the well,
Making the chicken inside him cluck.

If the world could only know,
My life's outrageously cool,
Maybe I'm just exaggerating,
Maybe it's just a drool.

If the world.... (you know what I'm gonna say)
that my teacher's life is hell,
or I wish it would be,
than I can get his $2000 cell (joking only la).

Thank you for listening to my poem of= "If the world could only know". Pls comment! Bies!!!

Just talking

2009-08-21T23:22:00.000-07:00

shhh!!!!! ppl I'm not suppose to use the com but i manage 2 sneak my mom's new lap into my room so i can update my blog once again!!!!!
okay so yesterday we had the most outrages spot check IN THE WORLD!!!!!
because of the stupid, stupid daryl......
HATE HIS SHITLLY!!!!!
who ask him go gao shi ching?????
so stupid.
then UPSR is coming soon...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
and my trial marks are very bad
actually they STINK!!!!
stinky stinky suckish UPSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n now everybody is literally going CRAZY about UPSR and we are all cursing UPSR.....
i wish to die.......
ai kat lei si... LOLXD
ok so bie for now :)

Cure

2009-07-20T03:11:00.001-07:00

Curing a post I made earlier.... er.....
Right. You know the whole 'worst friend ever' thing right? DON'T LISTEN TO THAT!!!! I was just mad so I post that stupid dumb post okay?!

DUN LISTEN TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPSR IS COMING!!!!!!!

2009-07-20T03:07:00.000-07:00

OMG UPSR IS COMING GOT TO PREPARE AND STUDY LIKE CRAP AND DO LOTS OF REVISION AND I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I HAVE TIME TO BLOG OMG~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ie guys! Just thought I drop in and say hi!

So many movies, so little time

2009-06-03T03:44:00.000-07:00

Aiyah, do you know how many of my faviorite movies came out at the same time?!?! You wanna know what those new movies are, well let me show you:

Night At The Museum 2
17 Again
Hannah Montana The Movie
Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

Okay, I know that there are only 4 movies but if each is 2 hours than it's 8 hours altogether!!
Some of my friends betrayed me and went to watch Night And The Museum 2 without me and when I found out I was furious!!! But then they said that they tried to invite me but they could'nt reach my phone so they invite another person instead. I mean, what kind of stupid excuse is that?! But no worries, maybe my cousins would want to go and they will invite me!!! But I would still prefer to go with my friends, traitors.....

As for 17 Again, I'm not really sure if I would get to see that. I mean, it's suppose to be a show for teenagers and I'm only 12, okay, no. Actually I'm turning 12 in a few days but THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!! The point is, the only actual reason I wanna watch this movie is because Zac Efron is in it. Speaking about Zac, did any of you know that the pres is trying to brake Zac and his girlfriend, Vanessa Ann Hudgens up? But still, totally off the subject.

For the Hannah Montana Movie, I got that one all settled up. My loyal friends and I (including my cousin if she wants) are going to watch the movie together and then we're going SHOPPING!!!! All happening on my birthday!! Did you know the movie fetures 12 songs?! And that every one of them is writtten by Miley Stewart herself?!!?! Amazing!!!

And another thing about my birthday, I'm going to have a pool party at my Aunty's apartment this Saturday!! Well, it's technically me and my other boy couins birthday too, since his birthday is quite close to mine.

But now let's get back to the subject. I am and has alway been a big fan of Harry Potter series. I've read all the books, watched all the movies, I've even read about the stars on Wikipedia!!! Well, I don't know everything about them and I'm not so crazy until I buy their merchandise and whatever. The point s, I WANNA WATCH THEIR LATEST SHOW!!!! Maybe I can go watch it with my crush, hmm.....

Well, that's all for now, see ya!!!

Take a Few Lazy Tips From me

2009-05-15T03:29:00.000-07:00

Ever wanted to just kick the hay and run for freedom? Ever wanted your mother to stop nagging you and let you run free? Have you ever wanted a taste of FREEDOM???

Here's a few tips to have freedom right under your mother's nose.

Note: These instructions should not be followed unless real stress issues, furthermore these have not been tried and should not be trusted entirely. The publishing of this post is mainly for fun.
HOW TO ESCAPE FROM YOUR HOMEWORK UNDER YOUR MOM"S NOSE
Step 1: Say a need to go to the toilet under a bad stomach ache.
Step 2: Make a quick trip to the kitchen to grab a few snacks.
Step 3: Close your toilet door harshly and lock it with your key, while standing OUTSIDE the toilet.
Step 4: Go into an empty room, close and lock the door quietly and BOOM!!!! You're free for the next 30 minutes to an hour.
Note: This method should be used for only a short period to stop curiosity.

HOW TO STOP YOUR MOM FROM NAGGING AT YOU ALL THE TIME
Method 1: Stuff your ears with cotton before the 'attack'.
Method 2: Hide in your room, saying the bad need for a toilet.
Method 3: Try to avoid your mom's eye.
Method 4: Please your mom with something so spectacular that she will forget the nagging!!!

HOW TO KILL TIME DURING HOMEWORK HOUR UNDER YOUR MOM'S NOSE
Method 1: Stare at your homework and dream so that your mom will think your reading
Method 2: Dramatically fall asleep right before homework hour, your mother will have no right to wake you up.
Method 3: Finish your homework in school and during homework hour draw or read or do whatever that pleases you (If you tell your mom you finish your homework in school she's gonna make you do other work), just as long as it's on the table if you know what I mean.

Okay. This is as far as I can think. Watch out because maybe on my next pose I'll give more tips!!!

Losses of my precious phones

2009-05-10T06:04:00.000-07:00

Did you know I had 3 phones already?! But don't get me wrong now. I am not that rich. My first phone was my mom's really, really old phone that she gave to me when she bought a new phone. Then it broke. So then my dad did me a big and beautiful favour by buying me a brand new RM650 slide up model 3500 Nokia phone. Then, the most tragic accident happened.

You see, me and my friend Lok Teng Yan went ice skating in Sunway Pyramid one Sunday and we left a lot of things in the locker. Example: wallet, tissue, shoes, socks, handkerchief and handphone.
Then when we came back from the skating ring guess what? My handphone was stolen.

So then I had to down-grade to another handphone, my brother's really old nokia style handphone. Even though I was really lousy, I liked it a lot. It was better than not having any phone, anyway. Then, the worst thing had to happen to me yesterday.

So we were celebrating Mother's Day 1 day early. We went out with my mother's brothers and sisters to a dinner. Then, I had to go to the toilet. So I went lor, simple as that. Then when I was trying to put on my pants after peeing, guess what?
MY FREAKING PHONE DROPPED DOWN THE FREAKING TOILET BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So now, I am handphone-less. But at least my dad will buy me a new phone. But still, haiz...

The worst friend ever

2009-05-10T05:39:00.000-07:00

She sucks. She is the worst friend people could ever have even if she so sweet and innocent but she really SUCKS!!!!!!!!
She is like a total traitor and she betrayed me like a damn f*cking asshole in a tub of cold water stuffed with crap.
You want to know her name? In Chinese it means yellowlovehouse. But she is nothing, nothing like her name. She might be sweet and innocent and honest, BUT SHE IS A FRIEND BETRAYER, A TOTAL CRAZY TALKING FREAK AND SHE IS A SLIPPER (slipper as in means she slips out secrets accidentally) !!!!!!! She sucks!!!
Her name is my I-totally-thought-you-were-my-friend Wong Ai Jia.
That's right. Those who know her might think she is sweet and innocent, but I can tell you now, she totally let slip to a guy (whose name is Cham Jia Ming) who I like!!!! And she didn't even say sorry!!! She even threatens to tell teacher who I like and if she really does that I will KILL HER!!!!! Somore she likes to make fun of me and acts like nothings happened when she has done something wrong! Is she taking me for granted? Now I tell her, I AM NOT AS FORGIVING AND FORGETFUL AS YOU THINK!!!!!!!
I just want to slap her and take REVENGE!!!!!!!
I just really wish I know who she like Then I can tell everyone who she like and then everyone will torture her!!!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
I just want to use the recorder to hit her and then slap her and then use my own flesh to hit her so that she would cry for the whole class to see!!!!!!!
Because she sucks like shit so I am warning ALL PEOPLE!!!!!! Those who come across this person called Wong Ai Jia or claims herself as Saraphina, DO NOT BE HER FRIEND!!!!!!

UPSR SUCKS!!!!!!!

2009-05-08T05:13:00.000-07:00

Just like said on the title, I am NOT looking forward to my upcoming exam. The 'big deal' for 12 year-old's all around Malaysia. The one thing that people like me will never forget: the year ending primary exam UPSR.

I never knew that the pressure was going to be so hard. Now that I'm only around 5 months away to UPSR (it's in September), I've got to buck up and study like I've never studied before!!!

But this post is to mainly tell you that this year, not only am I gonna study hard for UPSR, I'm also going to write a book about this year to tell everyone how I experience my last year in primary school. If you don't know, my school is SJK(C) Puay Chai, for those staying in Petaling Jaya, Malaysia.

So make sure you guys buy the book when it's published(if it does ever get published, so keep your eyes open!)!!!

5 tatics on how to torture a person

2009-03-28T22:38:00.001-07:00

Hello!!! This is not true okay! I am just posting this for fun! You can't do most of it anyway.....

Become Harry Potter and use the Crusiatis Curse on whoever.
Use those Do-do dolls or whatever to twist and turn him until his bones crack.
Become the avatar and hit the guy with rocks or drown the guy or burn the guy or blow the guy into outer space.
Blend your toenails in water and let him/her drink.
Pretend to kill him/her with an actual knife.

A Poem

2009-03-28T22:11:00.000-07:00

THIS POEM DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!!! I just thought that I would post this for fun, since now my friends are crazy about love poems nowadays.

BEWARE: The poem is quite long.....

Sometimes I thought I saw someone,
but it turned to be no one.
During those times I was too young
to realize what you have done.
When I grew older,
I started to shiver
on the thought of you and me,
but now it is only the time
that I can finally see.

When you walked in the class that day,
Your eyes the greatest blue,
I also realized that you were
quite good looking too.
Even though I knew that we were
never meant to be,
I started thinking of you
every night constantly.

All those nights when you called in
I never left a word,
It was like all my dreams come true
in our own special world.
Then when let slip that I liked you
you said you didn't like me,
and that night i lied in bed
crying continuously.
Eventually it came that
I stopped liking you,
but every night the thought haunts me
the thought I still like you.

After the disgrace and fight
that was never to be made,
I still finding myself so stiff
crying sadly in bed.
So many times that burning desire
to cut off my own hand,
the hand that hit so many others
you apart from the rest.

We soon became good friends again
I was so happy and glad,
to see that my life long crush
still held my hands instead.
So every night I kept thinking that
we might have a chance,
but my fear of the past,
stops me from letting this last.
So until today my life long crush
still never lets go of me,
but I still have to the the fact
that we were never meant to be.
But still please just take the fact
that I wont let go of you....

My plant and a stupid crush

2009-03-27T21:22:00.000-07:00

This could probably be one of the worst crushes ever.

Ever heard of a guy who likes you, but embarrass you, make you hate him then kicks your school science plant project 7 feet high into the air??? Ya, I went there.

This guy, his name is Wong Jin Hui and he has a crush on me. You know how I know?? Ok, he told me, then he stares a me in class with that puppy dog look thingy, sings a song to me in front of the whole class and then I tell him off that I don't like him.

Then one day, it was time to pass up our science projects. Our project was to plant green peas into 2 pots. 1 pot with 5 seeds, and 1 pot with 50.

Of course, I am a responsible student ( even if I can be a little talkative and forgetful) and brought my plant on deadline day. Unfortunately, in the 5 plant pot, 1 of them got moldy and one of them died in school (well, the stem was broken, but I don't know whether you call that dying). The other 3, however were growing beautifully. Then, tragic happened.

The recess bell rang and we all left our class, I put my plant on the floor next to my table and I followed my best friends out for tea. The boys decided to stay in the class to play some baby catching game or whatever. Then, when we came back from recess, guess what I found: soil on the floor, the dying stem one drop down, leaves on the floor and the surviving 3 stems broken. My heart went from at least a B+ in the project to a secure F.

My heart was bursting with anger and sadness, and I shouted like a maniac "WHO-DID-THIS!!" and then everybody pointed to a guy- and I mean everybody-, pointed to the culprit, I could not believe my eyes, I thought they were hoodwinking me- the guy was Wong Jin Hui.

I started screaming and shouting and the deisre to kill him was burning. How could he?! After what he said to me, after what he did..... although I never -and will never- liked him, I still could not believe him.

Then Darlie explained, they were playing catch, then Jin Hui didn't see my plant and kicked it well 7 feet hight into the air. Dirt fell all over the floor. Jin Hui stuffed some dirt back, and then acted like nothing ever happened. I had it. I definately had enough. His crush on me was alreasy unexceptable, now he is destroying my GRADE?!?!?! I shouted the word I was always afraid to speak, but if I could not hit him, I caould only, say, then that 2 face asshole bastard was gonna get it from me. The word was pushing itself out from my lungs, my brain was like: Do it! Do it! I shouted the word: the F word.

I know I was doing something even I wouldn't have belived I could have done, but when I said it, I was considerably controled. I knew he deserved what he got, then I stumped back to my chair , waiting for the teacher to come in.

Ya, that's rite, this is how my science project is. If Jin Hui is looking at thins now, please note that I have a burning desire to slap him on the face. thx.

A dream

2009-02-08T06:41:00.001-08:00

Okay. Recently I have been dreaming of these 5 girls whom are superheroes and if I'm not mistaken, I used to watch them on a television program. I can't get these girls out of my head!!!! Even if I dreamt of the major details in my head, but when I wake up, I cant remember the details at all. Please, if you remember these 5 girls, please put it on the comments page. Their powers are:
one is fire, one is water, one is ice and the other 2 I cant remember. No, it's not the Winx or the Witch. It was a tv programme I watched longggggggggg ago. Please, if YOU remember them please inform me on my comments board. Thanks!

The Bully Who Got Caught (Intro)

2009-02-08T06:30:00.000-08:00

Okay, I don't want to repeat it again. For the MAJOR details, go to my other blog. I'll just get to the facts.
This boy in my class took a picture of a girl's photo he's been crushing on since last year and pasted it on a piece of papaer and wrote something really mean. This article is just really to warn you about this boy. Please go to my other blog to see full details.

PLEASE!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!! PLEASE VISIT MY OTHER BLOG FOR THE MAJOR SCOOP ON THIS STORY!!!!

Thank you!!!!

My 1st day in school

2009-01-04T23:19:00.000-08:00

It is my 1st day in school, a new year has started. i have turned standard 6 and it's time for my UPSR.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Of course, this is also a chance to be with my friends again. So happy!! Many good wishes to my bestie Wong Ai Jia because her birthday was on the 31 Dacember. Can you imagine HOW CLOSE she was till being a year younger??

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I didn't think so.
I went to Beijing, China during the holiday and guess what?
It was snowing!!
I mean, how cool is that?! Seeing snow right before my eyes! 3 quarters of my class hasn't done that yet!
I took many photos, still trying to find out how to post them, but when I find out, it is a MUST to see them!!! ok?
well, that is all. I wish you all good luck this year, HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have problems

2008-09-14T04:30:00.000-07:00

Every teenage girl has problems. Weather is sitting for your history test, or crushing on a boy, here are some tips i read about to help you guys out!

1. Your teacher is torturing you with tons of homework and quizzes. Yet you want time just to hang out with your buds. What do you do?

A: At a parent-teacher conference, ask( or persuade if you have to) your mom to tell the teacher that their pushing you way to hard. If that did not work, seek sometime alone with the teacher to tell him what's going on, even if it might be pure embarrassment.

2. You find this totally hot guy that you sought as your future husband, but then you find out he already has a girlfriend..... probably the worst thing that could happen to you in your life. Ouch. You can't get over it because you still like him. What do you do?

A: LOL (Laugh out loud). No worries! A lot of people get into this sort of situation. If you want to spill the beans, but not in a bad way, become his friend. You guys might not be that close but at least he knows you exist. Then seek time with him alone to tell him how you feel but not in a total "Get Rid Of Your Girlfriend" way. You just tell him being friends is good enough although one day you hope he will accept you more than friends. If your afraid of a friendship break up, keep it low profile......

3. You had a big fight with your best buddies and you want to fix it. The only problem is: she won't listen to you. What do you do?

A: Get her boyfriend. Maybe she won't listen to you, but not listening to her own boyfriend? That is so a 'no no'. Get her boyfriend to tell your friend that the fight is over, forgive and forget. If she doesn't have a boyfriend, get her something really cool, like maybe the dress she has been longing to buy to make her forget all about the fight!

4. Even though you are the most popular kid in school, a gang of girls team up against you and your scared. What do you do?

A: That's simple: get a teacher or just leave them alone. Maybe they'll get bored once they see you don't care. Maybe you can talk to your mom. Moms always know what to do. LOL.

5. You just had a pop quiz and you swear you are going to fail. You're too afraid to face your mom or dad. What do you do?

A: Hey, nobody can change the past. Just walk up to your mom and tell her the truth, even if you do get trashing. Promise your mom you will do better next time and KEEP THAT PROMISE. Organise time to study one in a while. Anyway, you might not even fail!!

Well, those were some questions and answers. Trust me, their good. Well I'll have more next time! Bye!!!